1) You go 5 days without wine (or any other alcohol) and you realise that it's the longest time you've been without alcohol in more than a year.
2) You can't lift the glass recycling bag to put it outside your front door without considerable effort and a lot of noise.
3) You order a lemon, lime and bitters at the pub and you think that pushing the deadline for kids back a few more years is a great idea (wine is more fun).
No, seriously, I've implemented a wine ban for May. This has gone poorly (at least pretend to be surprised). I made this resolution while very hungover. Not that unusual, except that it was Thursday.
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